I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your cock deserves a montage
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just blew my weed a kiss
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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