M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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