I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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