i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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