I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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