okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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