im holly from the hills drunk
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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