You work out of a Hotel?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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