Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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