He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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