i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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