Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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