brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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