she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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