My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
