fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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