So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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