i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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