it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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