the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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