put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The adults are the big ones right?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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