It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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