I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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