is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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