i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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