i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need a burrito and a hug.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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