The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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