; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I see more hoeing in ur future
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