and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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