He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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