it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
