those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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