I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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