please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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