She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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