so explain again why im purple
no
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
