I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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