My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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