scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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