So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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