Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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