FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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