I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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