Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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