belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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