He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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