my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
