His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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