So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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