Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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