me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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