now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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