I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the raccoons are back...
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