I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Found your dick twin last night
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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