is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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