Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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