nut hugger
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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