whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
